1. Decide if you want to deal with it or not. (You could just complain about it and not do anything, that’s a real thing)
2. Constantly refresh weather forecast apps, in hope of “rain”. Hope is extremely refreshing
3. Stay in the shade as much as you can. Even the shadow of a traffic light counts as shade. (Again, another real thing)
4. Stay under Air conditioning, by any means necessary.
5. Queue in line for half an hour, for Mr Coconut Milkshake. It is worth the wait, despite the sunburn you get while queuing.
6. Find some hot drama online, to make the actual heat seem cooling. What is 39 degrees celsius weather, when major local YouTube channels deal with whistleblowing? What is the point of worrying about sweat?
7. Thank Indonesia for the good weather, at least there’s no haze.
8. Convince the local governments that rain seeding is necessary during this time.
9. Wear as little clothing as possible, meaning stay in active wear all day long, no matter where you’re going. It is Lululemon after all, and you want people to know you got it 😉
10. Turn off your phone or computer that you’re reading or watching this on. It honestly creates some heat when it’s on. Stop it now.